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More crack, untitled because my brain has malfunctioned titles are overrated. Well, they are. *cough* which now has a title! It contains promo pics for 3.12, and therefore SPOILERS. (Not spoilery any more.) And incredibly hot Winchesters.
Me and My Brother Were Talking to Each Other 'Bout What Makes a Man a Man...
Being dragged to tattoo parlor...
Dean: "Tell me again why Bobby is making us get tattoos?"
Sam: "Because his new puppy, Hillary, ate our anti-possession charms."
Dean: "She also chewed up my jeans and peed on dad's journal. Bitch."
Sam: "Jerk."
Dean: "Not you - Hillary."
Inside tattoo parlor...
Tattoo Artist: "Do you boys know what you're getting?"
Dean: "My brother will show you."
*Is looking at book of tattoos - this is called blatant foreshadowing*
Getting their tattoos...
*Dean is getting his tattoo*
*Sam is getting his tattoo*
Have gotten their tattoos...
Dean: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Sam: " 'Kay."
Dean: "Yours is inverted."
Sam: "Yours is crooked."
Dean: "You drew her a picture, right?"
"Yes, I drew her a picture!"
"Where was she standing?"
"..."
"So yours obviously means you're the Antichrist."
"An inverted pentagram hasn't always represented Satanism, Dean. Take the pentagram most commonly associated with evil and Satanic worship - The Sigil of Baphomet. Long before it was appropriated by the Church of Satan, it had other meanings. Many sources attribute it to knowledge: one says Baphomet is the Arabic word for "father of wisdom," another says it's Greek for "Baptism of Wisdom," and there's a theory that it's a cipher for Sophia, Goddess of Wisdom. Some also believe that the goat's head contained in the pentagram is actually the Celtic deity Cernunnos, who was known as the Lord of the Hunt. Poor little Baphomet. So misunderstood, just like me. So my tattoo is confirmation that I'm smarter than you, and that I should carry the most badass weapons and drive the Impala because I'm Lord of the Hunt. And then there's the writing in the Sigil - Hebrew letters spelling "Leviathan," a fire-spitting dragon, or a snake. This obviously represents my leviathan..."
*interrupts*
"You're reaching, dude."
*puts on his maybe-I'm-really-evil-or-maybe-I'm-secre
"Let me wax poetic on your tattoo. In the Pythagorean pentagram, each point represents one of the elements. Your crooked pentagram is slanted towards the air element; I see much gassiness in your future, so hell to the no on the extra onions. Pentagrams also symbolize health, and the Goddess Venus, also known as Ishtar, who resides in the first point, or House, of the pentagram. Ishtar was highly sexed with many lovers, and bestowed these gifts on those she felt worthy. The off-kilter pentagram indicates Venus moving retrograde to the Zodiac out of the first House, signifying poor health and removal of her favors. I see gonorrhea and loss of mojo in your future."
"Yeah, and Venus is in your house of wax. You need to lay off the horoscopes."
"Dean, you're bleeding."
"What? Oh, that."
"You got another tattoo, didn't you."
"Two, actually."
"Let me see."
*shows Sam his shoulder*
"..."
"What else did you get?"
"A Winchester rifle."
"Where'd you put that one?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
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raputathebuta for her helpful suggestions.
For the record, I have absolutely nothing against Hillary. I was not trying to make any type of political statement; the record will note that I am an equal-opportunity smartass.
Me and My Brother Were Talking to Each Other 'Bout What Makes a Man a Man...
Being dragged to tattoo parlor...
Dean: "Tell me again why Bobby is making us get tattoos?"
Sam: "Because his new puppy, Hillary, ate our anti-possession charms."
Dean: "She also chewed up my jeans and peed on dad's journal. Bitch."
Sam: "Jerk."
Dean: "Not you - Hillary."
Inside tattoo parlor...
Tattoo Artist: "Do you boys know what you're getting?"
Dean: "My brother will show you."
*Is looking at book of tattoos - this is called blatant foreshadowing*
Getting their tattoos...
*Dean is getting his tattoo*
*Sam is getting his tattoo*
Have gotten their tattoos...
Dean: "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
Sam: " 'Kay."
Dean: "Yours is inverted."
Sam: "Yours is crooked."
Dean: "You drew her a picture, right?"
"Yes, I drew her a picture!"
"Where was she standing?"
"..."
"So yours obviously means you're the Antichrist."
"An inverted pentagram hasn't always represented Satanism, Dean. Take the pentagram most commonly associated with evil and Satanic worship - The Sigil of Baphomet. Long before it was appropriated by the Church of Satan, it had other meanings. Many sources attribute it to knowledge: one says Baphomet is the Arabic word for "father of wisdom," another says it's Greek for "Baptism of Wisdom," and there's a theory that it's a cipher for Sophia, Goddess of Wisdom. Some also believe that the goat's head contained in the pentagram is actually the Celtic deity Cernunnos, who was known as the Lord of the Hunt. Poor little Baphomet. So misunderstood, just like me. So my tattoo is confirmation that I'm smarter than you, and that I should carry the most badass weapons and drive the Impala because I'm Lord of the Hunt. And then there's the writing in the Sigil - Hebrew letters spelling "Leviathan," a fire-spitting dragon, or a snake. This obviously represents my leviathan..."
*interrupts*
"You're reaching, dude."
*puts on his maybe-I'm-really-evil-or-maybe-I'm-secre
"Let me wax poetic on your tattoo. In the Pythagorean pentagram, each point represents one of the elements. Your crooked pentagram is slanted towards the air element; I see much gassiness in your future, so hell to the no on the extra onions. Pentagrams also symbolize health, and the Goddess Venus, also known as Ishtar, who resides in the first point, or House, of the pentagram. Ishtar was highly sexed with many lovers, and bestowed these gifts on those she felt worthy. The off-kilter pentagram indicates Venus moving retrograde to the Zodiac out of the first House, signifying poor health and removal of her favors. I see gonorrhea and loss of mojo in your future."
"Yeah, and Venus is in your house of wax. You need to lay off the horoscopes."
"Dean, you're bleeding."
"What? Oh, that."
"You got another tattoo, didn't you."
"Two, actually."
"Let me see."
*shows Sam his shoulder*
"..."
"What else did you get?"
"A Winchester rifle."
"Where'd you put that one?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
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Screen caps are from supernatural.tv and
raputathebuta for her helpful suggestions.For the record, I have absolutely nothing against Hillary. I was not trying to make any type of political statement; the record will note that I am an equal-opportunity smartass.
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